Oh, nasty...

[ostarella]

I was just talking to a girlfriend of mine on the phone, and told her I'd recently started smoking cigars instead of cigarettes. She said, "Yuck! Those great big things?" I must have been tired, because I just blurted out, "God, no, if I'm going to put something *that* big in my mouth it won't be a cigar!"

Completely forgot my friend is very, very prudish...

I figure she'll be talking to me again in about a month...

Comments

[beckyblack]

Hey, if someone gives you the feed line you have to go with the gag. :D

So do you smoke big Hannibal like cigars, or the more dainty ones? Now I'm annoyed, I haven't got my Good Guys Smoke Cigars icon in the group. Hang on.

[beckyblack]

Ah, there is is. :D

[billy-shriner.livejournal.com]

lol! that's the kind of mood I've been in, last night, looking at pictures of Dirk with clothes on!!!

agree with JFM, if someone gives you the line ;o)

She must know what you are like, I'm sure she'll be back before you know it ;o)

[ostarella.livejournal.com]

I smoke the "dainty" ones - look more like cigarettes with brown paper. :D

And yeah - she'll get over it. I've known her for twenty years and it just takes her a while. I figure another ten years and she'll be totally used to me LOL