Walter Mitty Reimagined...

Gawd, I love the opening episodes of this show! I love Simon Cowell! He just asked one contestant if he found that animals gathered outside his house when he sang. LMAO! And it's soooo much nicer without Paula there, telling everyone how they have potential! And getting nasty with anyone who disagrees with her - like Simon. I much prefer his honesty, however biting, to the mamby pamby crap of Paula. I mean honestly - most of those people shouldn't even sing in the shower, let alone audition for a show.

But it's fun to watch them - and the worse they are, the more over the top the reaction when they get tossed. None so blind, as they say...

Does anyone else wish those two broads, Paula and Kara, would just shut up? I mean, unless the contestant is absolutely God-awful, they're sugary sweet to everyone and frankly, they encourage people who shouldn't be. And I'm getting very, very tired of the way they try to shut down both Simon and Randy. Now, granted Simon isn't the most diplomatic - but I like him. I like the fact that he doesn't pull punches - frankly, the people he gets snarky with deserve it. But even when he or Randy like someone and try to give suggestions or constructive criticism, the two broads get on their high-horse and act like *no* criticisms should be voiced. My God - do they think that's helpful? What morons. Paula's been bad enough in the past, but now with Kara there to back up her lack of backbone - man! Talk about wanting to bitch slap...