Oh, nasty...

[ostarella]

I was just talking to a girlfriend of mine on the phone, and told her I'd recently started smoking cigars instead of cigarettes. She said, "Yuck! Those great big things?" I must have been tired, because I just blurted out, "God, no, if I'm going to put something *that* big in my mouth it won't be a cigar!"

Completely forgot my friend is very, very prudish...

I figure she'll be talking to me again in about a month...

Comments

[beckyblack]

Hey, if someone gives you the feed line you have to go with the gag. :D

So do you smoke big Hannibal like cigars, or the more dainty ones? Now I'm annoyed, I haven't got my Good Guys Smoke Cigars icon in the group. Hang on.

[beckyblack]

Ah, there is is. :D