Unbelievable

I was just checking my mail and there was one from a guy with a subject of "Nothing to Lose". Had no idea who he was, so I did a quick search online with his name and subject line - the only thing I came up with as 1) some guy with a big ad agency (like he'd be contacting me) and 2) a black dude on death row looking for a pen pal (hopefully not one of my brother's clients).

Either way, glad I didn't open it... sheesh...